my dad drove home piss drunk and ran into my car jesus christ i cant wait to leave these people
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
Ain’t got a care in world,
but got plenty of beer.
Ain’t got no money in my pocket,
Ｂ Ｕ Ｔ Ｉ ’ Ｍ Ａ Ｌ Ｒ Ｅ Ａ Ｄ Ｙ Ｈ Ｅ Ｒ Ｅ.
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
and all i can just see on my dash right now is either tumblr being bought by yahoo or poke-fusions.
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t